What movies have not aged well?
16.06.2025 02:39
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Live and Let Die
Are judges being lenient on hard criminals?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Dr No
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-All the bad guys are black.
You Only Live Twice
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Why do a lot of autistic people not know how to style their hair?
-”She is very sexyful!”
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Switch, Xbox, and the portable future of games - The Verge
Diamonds Are Forever
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Atheists who have read the Bible and think that contains immoral things, why do you assume that?
The Man with the Golden Gun
-”Ah so!”
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Can you share 100 facts about yourself?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
A View to a Kill
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Have you ever seen your wife being fucked?
-J W Pepper
From Russia With Love
Octopussy
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Moonraker
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Have you ever been humiliated in front of a group of girls and enjoyed it?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Goldfinger
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
I have a bad reputation and need help. What should I do?
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
The Living Daylights & Rambo III